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Porno Porkchop is comprised of three very white men in their early twenties from the suburbs outside of Atlanta, GA., all still currently dependent on their parents' finances. "PP" started out as a seizure metal tribute band to Spencer Reeve and Jamie Smith's friend Tom Lunsford, who had a seizure three feet away from Jamie one night, a guitar and a strobe light having been involved (it was pretty messy). Tom was/still is a cool guy and seizures make them laugh, thus Porno Porkchop was created, guilt free. Somehow the songs evolved(de-evolved) into Jamie playing songs about video games on an acoustic guitar that he doesn't really own. Porno Porkchop's influnces include John Madden, Taco Bell, and those two fucked up spousal abuse commercials.


Track 01 - Metro City Ransom
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Track 02 - Bikes = Heaven
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Track 03 - Captain Crackrock Theme
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Track 04 - iminurbasekillenurd00dz
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Track 05 - This Song is 100 Percent Fact
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Track 06 - Tom Accidently Goes Into a Gay XXX Theatre
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Track 07 - Polar Bears Fightin'
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Track 08 - OH NO GAZRIRRA!!!
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